"Humour". What is it and How Can I Get it? A Lesson Online, by Rachel Peters

When girls say they want a guy with a good sense of humour, they don't mean it.

They MEAN they want a guy with THEIR sense of humour.

And frankly -- the majority of girls who say things like that -- I don't think they have a good sense of humour.

So that's that.

A friend of mine pointed out to me that women say they want a man who's funny and outdoorsy. In theory that sounds quite attractive, but in reality... that makes a rodeo clown. And nobody wants a rodeo clown.
I generally leave off the "outdoorsy" part.
I'll just take a fat, lethargic clown.

For those of you who fear you might be one of these helpless dolts who doesn't know from good humour -- for those who just aint no Jane Rivers -- do not fret. I'm here. I'll take care of you (I'm maternal like that).

Last year I wrote a how-to book on humour -- a "do it yourself", if you will.
Will you?

You can find a link to my book here: http://www.rachelpeters.net/extra.htm

Original advertisement and testimonials are as follows:

"If you could only buy one book in your entire life, make it this one.
Your career and your love life will be incomplete, not having purchased it.

"If you don't buy this piece of literary brilliance, you might very possibly get hit by a car.
Simply buying this book --let alone following its advice-- is almost, virtually guaranteed to get you wads and wads of U.S. cash, flowing out every aperture of your being. Seriously. Almost virtually.
"You'll laugh, you'll cry... You may even get a migraine and throw up.
It's that good."

For your limited edition copy, please e-mail $32.50 CDN to my e-mail inbox.

Testimonials about how it has changed your life are welcomed.

Real Testimonials:

(seriously. I'm not even lying!)

"The Jane Goodall of comedy" -- a cynical, stilt-walking mime

"[Your work] shall be a landmark to revive the flagging fortunes of the English speaking comedy world." -- a real jester from England somewhere.

"I laughed out loud" -- a funny man who does tricks


"...it made me laugh a second time." -- a funny man who does tricks